TMI Tuesday #223 - Masturbation Edition

I decided that TMI was needed and I liked this one better than the most recent one :P

Masturbation Edition

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? It depends on my mood, sometimes quick and straight to the point, 30 seconds and whammo.... other times I like to look at some pictures/porn/writings and then let my mind wander with the hitachi. During those times it is a game not to come to fast and I prefer making them bigger than usual. Sometimes I will prop myself in a position pretending I am tied that way, and even use the ball gag for extra spice. I also use the nipple clamps a bit. I think about women, spankin's! and kinda being on display while someone makes me come proving that I am slut, and imagine them describing things to the people. "Look at how wet she is" "Look at this clit, its getting huge" and the like....

2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating? Actually walked in on, once. I was using big daddy V, people have come home too and I had to either quit or get off ASAP and stop trying to hold out for the BIG one.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure? Yes I have but more when I was reading a hot story, never did it for a cam.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? nada

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? I do both actually, however I usually ease up on the vibe and wonder what would happen to be tied and not had control over taking it off, having someone else keep it going and driving me insane in the process :)

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? Yes I have, I erased them all quite awhile ago though. Long story short it was to prove I could get off because my husband at the time couldn't do the job.


Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. too much LOL

TMI

1. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night. Where and when did you lose yours? :( Actually I had anal sex first on his living room floor, I think we first actually did it in my bed though... lets just say not real memorable.
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? I guess I would have to go with cleavage. However I think my eyes are a nice feature as well as I have gotten a lot of compliments on my calves.
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? ropes or chains and forced orgasms... totally yummie
4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? I like it when he masturbates on me but other than that I think that it would be more fun watching a girl and find out "how" she does it. Guys are pretty much just wackin' and that is it ya know?
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? I love hearing him moan as he cums and I love it when he talks to me and says naughty things. I am probably more quiet than I want to be due to kid factor >.<
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you having your nipples played with? I love playing with all things LOL, yes I like them played with and then some *wiggles eyebrows* clamps anyone?
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your 'number'? My number is still trying to figure out what the number means so I can give an answer :D

LATE TMI Tuesday

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 6, I have much to work on... on a personal level. I need to tackle things, but I have found the person I love tackling them with :)
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 6, I would like more kinky and more orders... and learn to do them when he orders without trying to get my way.
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? Hitachi
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
1. I like to have my nipples abused during sex, even if I bitch about it
2. I hate always getting my way with a passion.
3. I could never be happy with anyone who tried to impress my parents.
4. What is your favorite sexual position? Tied haha! 19
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? 9
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Thighs, hands, and a tasty looking shave pussy
6. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.] :( Neither... crap ummm fall in love with so we can work out what is wrong and fix things I guess :(
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? down
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited bondage, rope, slave
b) make you squirm anal, collar, wider (when he makes me spread myself for him)
c) make you laugh animosity, dumbass!, fluflu bunny

Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment? Sex and breaking wind... makes you laugh and wanna die all at once LMAO

I think

Sir needs a zapper so that every time I don't listen he can give it a zap?

In other news things are kind of slow due to just real life events.

To spice things up I am going to do the TMI... late :D

TMI Tuesday #188 - Rambling Edition

1. Before the industrial revolution, most people never traveled more than 30 miles from their home. How far from your birth place do you now live? 100 miles

2. What is the farthest distance from home you have you have ever had sex or an orgasm? What is there farthest distance you have traveled from your home to have a sexual encounter? 100 miles

3. How many states (or Canadian provences or your country's geopolitical division) and counties have you had sex and/or an orgasms in? Orgasm states... 1.. had sex in... I dunno... 4 maybe? For sure 2

4. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle? Yeppers While the vehicle was moving? Kinda... giving blowjobs and getting fingered counts right?

5. Do you have any travel related fantasy? If so, share, please. Doesn't everyone have a strip search fantasy? We can add it maybe some cuffs to make ya stand still too right?

Bonus: On holidays that honor our military do you tend to remember those currently serving or veterans of military service? yes I do :)

Why and TMI please

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TMI Tuesday

1. Marriage and children aside, what has been your greatest accomplishment in life? A few of the photo shoots I have done and gotten paid for on the side.

2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future? Would love to do something more with my photography. It would be awesome to have my own shop and have thought about ways to promote it for years.

3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find? A lotta people that are not me.

4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)? Yeoman Rand

5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero? Every day people that overcome some really massive shit and survive, I often think that there is no way I could of gone through what they did.

6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks? I think I would have to bonk more poeple for that LOL

TMI Tuesday

1. If you could describe your personality through a dance what would it be? haha a cell phone dance cuz it is always getting in the way, and I am trying to dodge it.
2. What about describing your sex life through a type of dance? mmm sporadic?
3. What's one move on the dance floor sure to turn you on? Tango, I think it is erotic and smexy!
4. Is there a dancer you would love to be with? (Dancer can be used as loosely as you want!) This would imply I knew dancers... and I do not, but how about someone who is slow with lotsa sexy touches that are done with a strong hand, demanding my body to follow his lead *purrs*
5. What moves do you pull out to impress someone new? Respecting them for some reason, be it a big or small thing... otherwise, I am me so deal with it

TMI Tuesday

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex? Not really, though not because I didn't want to, I had the opportunity when I was young and chickened out. However, now if the opportunity presented itself I would want to but wouldn't do anything to harm our marriage.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention? I do not really do that anymore. haha... unless your asking how I get my mans attention, and then nibbling in his ear or blowing my hot breathe on his neck seems to get his attention when he doesn't realize what I am doing before that ;)

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer? Dominate me all the way baby, I hate to be the dominate one. Real life is full of giving out orders, my bedroom I really do not want that. Take me, swat that ass and tell me its yours :)

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome? I never have had one, I would but could never do it with someone I love, I just do not share well :( But I am with my man so this is a mute possibility at the moment... which is ok because I love the areas we are exploring.

5. When was the last time you had sex? Last night I had a nice ride :)

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad? I guess it depends on the people and how they do things... yea I have done it and no... it led no where... and he wasn't that good :P

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons? Oh hell yea, I will be in a crowded room and see his hands doing something and blush cuz I start thinking of them on me and doing what they do so well. Don't even get me going on those fingers of his....

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner. I would say grooming is a big one, and confidence.... I am a hand watcher too and I love a nice butt.